Not only do I not have a real, honest-to-goodness profile, I can't even afford to have my own picture up here. But, thanks to Chase Porter, who does a fantastically real impersonation of me, I am somewhat represented.
As soon as I get a life, I'm going to be doing a profile. And, who knows, one day, my picture may be here.
But, let's face it, you didn't come here to read about me. Why exactly did you come here? i bet you're asking yourself the same question, huh?