Jacko-In-The-Box

I don't really have a lot to say about Michael Jackson, but I do want to give my prediction before the jury comes back in with a verdict. Because, once they give their verdict, it would be hard for me to actually call it a prediction. And, truth be told, I'm so sure about this, that I don't really call it a prediction. It's simply a reasonable observation of what will happen. As far as I'm concerned, I can't be wrong. I mean, technically, I could be wrong, but it's hard to imagine that I am.
I hear so many astute observers and comentators saying they're afraid that Michael Jackson (while guilty, according to them), will be found not guilty. I think these comentators are missing out on a key point. We cannot overlook what I call the "Freak Factor."
Let me explain. Every time I see Michael Jackson's face on TV, my stomach churns. I cringe. He's truthfully the freakiest looking real-life human I've ever seen. Even that Elephant Man guy wasn't, in my opinion, as freaky to look at. Now, I get just a little irritated that I have to watch him on TV for a moment or two. How do you suppose the jury must feel. They've had to sit there in the courtroom, day in and day out, for the last three months and look at him. They've watched him hobble into court in his PJs. The guy is downright scary. I can't help but think that he probably smells funny too, but that's just a guess. I don't mean bad, just funny.
So, you've been force-fed this freak for months. And now comes the payback opportunity. I'd find him guilty just to show how much I hated having to spend a quarter of the year in his company. I don't want to come across as judgmental, which is not to say I'm not judgmental, but I'm just being realistic. Look at the guy. He's forty-something. He likes young boys. He likes to, evidently, serve them alcohol and climb in bed with them.
Now, let's just assume I'm the most naive human on earth, and that I think "Ben" is the prettiest love song ever sung about a rat, I still can't help but think this guy is too screwy to be totally innnocent. Innocent until proven guilty is an intellectual ideal. But, with regards to some people, guilty until proven innocent is a stronger, emotional appeal. I hear Jackson's defense team did a pretty decent job, but were they able to prove him innocent beyond a reasonable doubt? I don't think so.
Now, I will say on the conspiracy count, he'll be found not guilty. It's just too confusing. If I had had to sit in that courtroom and listen to all that testimony, my head would be spinning. My thinking would be that the conspiracy deal sounds too much like a movie plot. My conclusion would be that the guy's not a kidnapper. He may be a child molester. But, he definitely is a freak. I can just about guarantee the guy will be making a moon-walk into prison, which, when you think about it, would be about the worst way to go.